Which is ironical because he doesn't know that I have this blog and won't see it here either.
But on the off chance that he "Vanity Searches" his name and Google leads him back here he'll see it now.

I love this picture. I used to have a copy of it taped to my notebook in high school. I haven't seen it since then. That was, oh, 14 years ago.
I'm glad that I have it here in my blog now.
To help Dave find his way here, let me use this space to drop some "search phrases" that I am pretty sure that he'll Google. The closer they are to something that he would actually Google, the more likely he will find this blog.
Ignore these search phrases. They're bread crumbs for Dave.
"Dave Colan Improv"
"Dave Colan Chicago"
"Dave Colan Chicago Improv"
"Dave Colan is a dick"
"Dave Colan is gay"
"Dave Colan has a tiny wiener"
"Dave Colan is a pedophile"
"Dave Colan gives hojos for five dollars"
"Dave Colan has a thing for Portugese He-Shes"
"Dave Colan has a big, white ass"
"Cures for Syphillis; Dave Colan"
Cheers,
COB
8 comments:
Pretty funny Biddle. But you forgot one:
"dave colan thinks he's god".
Okay, now he might find it.
the pedohile one seems a little below the belt. I agree he's a tool at times but that's a pretty strong/scary thing to have up on the interwebs. I know it's just a joke but just my two cents.
I see what you're saying, but within the context of the post, I think it's pretty clear that I don't think that Dave is an ACTUAL pedophile.
I think that if someone "accidentally googles his name and comes up with this post, they won't think "Good Christ! This guy is A PEDOPHILE!" I think that they'll think, "This word guy is messing around with Dave Colan."
If it actually needs saying, allow me to clarify. I am reasonably certain that Dave Colan is not (a convicted) pedophile.
But thanks for looking out for me or for Dave or for the children!
Cheers,
Mr.B
fair enough. I just am continually amazed at how you guys talk to and about each other. They say chics are bad!
by the way Hixx is a total ho.
just kidding.
kittens,
Crescent
It's 'Portuguese'
-A Portagee
Really?
I gess you are right about that one.
COB
PS. Are you in my town right now? If you are, we have to find time to hang out. I already ran into Asef tonight.
Dangit Crescent, now I can't be president!
This is like the third blog that's put a bunch of different quotes about me in case I google myself.
That said - everything in it is true.
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